আপনি কখনও উত্স কোডে সেরা মন্তব্যটি কি হয়েছে?
আপনি কখনও উত্স কোডে সেরা মন্তব্যটি কি হয়েছে?
উত্তর:
আমি বেশিরভাগ প্রকল্পে অ-গঠনমূলক মন্তব্য, কোড কবিতা এবং সামান্য রসিকাকে এম্বেড করে এ জন্য বিশেষত আমি দোষী (যদিও কোডটি প্রকাশের আগে আমার সরাসরি আপত্তিকর কোনও কিছু অপসারণ করার যথেষ্ট জ্ঞান আমার থাকে)। এখানে একটি আমি বিশেষভাবে পছন্দ করি, খুব দূরে স্থাপন করা হয়, খুব খারাপভাবে ডিজাইন করা 'গড অবজেক্ট' এর নিচে:
/**
* For the brave souls who get this far: You are the chosen ones,
* the valiant knights of programming who toil away, without rest,
* fixing our most awful code. To you, true saviors, kings of men,
* I say this: never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down,
* never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry,
* never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
*/
আমি দুঃখিত!!!! আমি শুধু নিজেকে সাহায্য করতে পারি না .....!
আর একটি, যা আমি স্বীকার করব যে আমি আসলে বুনোতে মুক্তি পাইনি, যদিও আমার খুব স্বল্পজ্ঞ শ্রেণীর মধ্যে এটি করার জন্য আমার খুব প্রলুব্ধ হয়েছে:
//
// Dear maintainer:
//
// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
//
// total_hours_wasted_here = 42
//
Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");
throw up; //ha ha
//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows
stop(); // Hammertime!
এটি মরনগুলিকে আমার কোড গণ্ডগোল করা থেকে বিরত বলে মনে হচ্ছে ...
// Autogenerated, do not edit. All changes will be undone.
// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments
// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public.
//Code sanitized to protect the foolish. using System; using System.Collections.Generic; using System.Text; using System.Reflection; using System.Web.UI; namespace Mobile.Web.Control { /// <summary> /// Class used to work around Richard being a fucking idiot /// </summary> /// <remarks> /// The point of this is to work around his poor design so that paging will /// work on a mobile control. The main problem is the BindCompany() method, /// which he hoped would be able to do everything. I hope he dies. /// </remarks> public abstract class RichardIsAFuckingIdiotControl : MobileBaseControl, ICompanyProfileControl { protected abstract Pager Pager { get; } public void BindCompany(int companyId) { } public RichardIsAFuckingIdiotControl() { MakeSureNobodyAccidentallyGetsBittenByRichardsStupidity(); } private void MakeSureNobodyAccidentallyGetsBittenByRichardsStupidity() { // Make sure nobody is actually using that fucking bindcompany method MethodInfo m = this.GetType().GetMethod("BindCompany", BindingFlags.DeclaredOnly | BindingFlags.Instance | BindingFlags.Public | BindingFlags.NonPublic); if (m != null) { throw new RichardIsAFuckingIdiotException("No!! Don't use the fucking BindCompany method!!!"); } // P.S. this method is a joke ... the rest of the class is fucking serious } /// <summary> /// This returns true if this control is supposed to be doing anything /// at all for this request. Richard thought it was a good idea to load /// the entire website during every request and have things turn themselves /// off. He also thought bandanas and aviator sunglasses were "fuckin' /// gnarly, dude." /// </summary> protected bool IsThisTheRightPageImNotSureBecauseRichardIsDumb() { return Request.QueryString["Section"] == this.MenuItemKey; } protected override void OnLoad(EventArgs e) { if (IsThisTheRightPageImNotSureBecauseRichardIsDumb()) { Page.LoadComplete += new EventHandler(Page_LoadComplete); Pager.RowCount = GetRowCountBecauseRichardIsDumb(); } base.OnLoad(e); } protected abstract int GetRowCountBecauseRichardIsDumb(); protected abstract void BindDataBecauseRichardIsDumb(); void Page_LoadComplete(object sender, EventArgs e) { BindDataBecauseRichardIsDumb(); } // the rest of his reduh-ndant interface members public abstract string MenuItemName { get; set; } public abstract string MenuItemKey { get; set; } public abstract bool IsCapable(CapabilityCheck checker, int companyId); public abstract bool ShowInMenu { get; } public virtual Control CreateHeaderControl() { return null; } } }
আপডেট: কোডটির মূল লেখক নিজেকে সরিয়ে নিয়েছে তাই আমাকে অবশ্যই এটি জমা দিতে হবে যেখানে credit ণ দেওয়া উচিত। ড্যান ম্যাককিনলে কোম্পানী আমি পর আমি শুরু ছিল ছেড়ে গেল এবং সে কোড সম্পর্কে আরো আলোচনা, কিছু পটভূমি এবং কয়েক আরো "ডব্লিউটিএফ এর" যে 'রিচার্ড' লিখেছিলেন ব্যাখ্যা।
// somedev1 - 6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Login screen
// somedev2 - 5/22/07 Temporary my ass
// drunk, fix later
আশা করি আমি মজা করছি এবং কোডটি লেখেন এমন বিকাশকারীকে জানা, আমি মনে করি তিনি এটি আক্ষরিক অর্থে বোঝাতে চেয়েছিলেন।
// Magic. Do not touch.
#define TRUE FALSE
//Happy debugging suckers
#define if(x) if(!(x))(অথবা, আরো sinisterly #define if while)
a = TRUE;অনুবাদ করবে a = FALSE // Happy debugging suckers;যার ফলে একটি সংকলন ত্রুটির দিকে পরিচালিত ;হবে কারণ সমাপনীকরণ এখন মন্তব্যে রয়েছে। আপনি যদি ব্লক মন্তব্য ব্যবহার করেন তবে /* Eat this */এটি কার্যকর হবে।
#define struct unionমেমরি সীমাবদ্ধ সিস্টেমে খুব সহায়ক।
// I'm sorry.
return 1; # returns 1
/* This is O(scary), but seems quick enough in practice. */
এরপরে চারটি নেস্টড ফর লুপ রয়েছে
// Replaces with spaces the braces in cases where braces in places cause stasis
$str = str_replace(array("\{","\}")," ",$str);
এটি আমাদের পেশা সম্পর্কে কিছু কথা বলে যে "সেরা মন্তব্য" সম্পর্কে জিজ্ঞাসা করা হলে, আমরা সকলেই সবচেয়ে খারাপ প্রতিক্রিয়া জানাতে পারি যেগুলি আমরা খুঁজে পেতে পারি ...
long john; // silver
double d।
Catch (Exception e) {
//who cares?
}
/**
* Always returns true.
*/
public boolean isAvailable() {
return false;
}
কোনও মন্তব্যে কখনও নির্ভর করবেন না ...
#define false true?
/*
* You may think you know what the following code does.
* But you dont. Trust me.
* Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless
* night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever
* enough to "optimize" the code below.
* Now close this file and go play with something else.
*/
try {
} finally { // should never happen
}
থেকে: https://github.com/zepouet/Xee-xCode-4.5/blob/master/XeePhotoshopLoader.m#L108
// At this point, I'd like to take a moment to speak to you about the Adobe PSD
// format. PSD is not a good format. PSD is not even a bad format. Calling it
// such would be an insult to other bad formats, such as PCX or JPEG. No, PSD
// is an abysmal format. Having worked on this code for several weeks now, my
// hate for PSD has grown to a raging fire that burns with the fierce passion
// of a million suns.
//
// If there are two different ways of doing something, PSD will do both, in
// different places. It will then make up three more ways no sane human would
// think of, and do those too. PSD makes inconsistency an art form. Why, for
// instance, did it suddenly decide that *these* particular chunks should be
// aligned to four bytes, and that this alignement should *not* be included in
// the size? Other chunks in other places are either unaligned, or aligned with
// the alignment included in the size. Here, though, it is not included. Either
// one of these three behaviours would be fine. A sane format would pick one.
// PSD, of course, uses all three, and more.
//
// Trying to get data out of a PSD file is like trying to find something in the
// attic of your eccentric old uncle who died in a freak freshwater shark
// attack on his 58th birthday. That last detail may not be important for the
// purposes of the simile, but at this point I am spending a lot of time
// imagining amusing fates for the people responsible for this Rube Goldberg of
// a file format.
//
// Earlier, I tried to get a hold of the latest specs for the PSD file format.
// To do this, I had to apply to them for permission to apply to them to have
// them consider sending me this sacred tome. This would have involved faxing
// them a copy of some document or other, probably signed in blood. I can only
// imagine that they make this process so difficult because they are intensely
// ashamed of having created this abomination. I was naturally not gullible
// enough to go through with this procedure, but if I had done so, I would have
// printed out every single page of the spec, and set them all on fire. Were it
// within my power, I would gather every single copy of those specs, and launch
// them on a spaceship directly into the sun.
//
// PSD is not my favourite file format.
const int TEN=10; // As if the value of 10 will fluctuate...
#Christmas tree initializer
toConnect = []
toRead = [ ]
toWrite = [ ]
primes = [ ]
responses = {}
remaining = {}
30 পৃষ্ঠার xslt এর মাঝামাঝি
<!-- Here be dragons -->
সম্পূর্ণ অনাকাঙ্ক্ষিত 2000 লাইন পদ্ধতিতে
{
{
while (.. ){
if (..){
}
for (.. ){
}
.... (just putting in the control flow here, imagine another few hundred ifs)
if(..) {
if(..) {
if(..) {
...
(another few hundred brackets)
}
}
} //endif
(আমি আসলে বন্ধনীগুলি একদিন বন্ধ করেছিলাম কেবল এটি দেখতে যে এটি কতটা খারাপ and
{{{{}}{}{}{}{}}{{}{{}{}{}{}{}{}{{}{}}{}{}{{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{{}}}{{}{{}}{{{}}}{{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{{}}{}{{{}}{}{{}{}}{{{}}{}{}{}{}}{{}}}{}{{}{}{}{{}{{}}{}}{{}}}{{}}{{}}{{}}{}{{}}{{}}{{}}{{}{}{}}{}{}{{{}}{{}}}{}{}{}{}}{{{}{{}{}{}{{}{}{}{}{}{}}{}}{{}}{{}{}}}{{}}{{}}}{{}}{{}}{}{}{}{}{{}}{{}{}{}{}}}}{}{}}{{}{{{}{}{}{}}}}{{}{{{}}}}{{}{{{}{{}}{}{{}}{}{{}{}}{{}}{}{{}}}{{}}}}{{}{}{}{}{}{{{} {{{{}}{}{}{}{}}{{}{{}{}{}{}{}{}{{}{}}{}{}{{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{{}}}{{}{{}}{{{}}}{{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{{}}{}{{{}}{}{{}{}}{{{}}{}{}{}{}}{{}}}{}{{}{}{}{{}{{}}{}}{{}}}{{}}{{}}{{}}{}{{}}{{}}{{}}{{}{}{}}{}{}{{{}}{{}}}{}{}{}{}}{{{}{{}{}{}{{}{}{}{}{}{}}{}}{{}}{{}{}}}{{}}{{}}}{{}}{{}}{}{}{}{}{{}}{{}{}{}{}}}}{}{}}{{}{{{}{}{}{}}}}{{}{{{}}}}{{}{{{}{{}}{}{{}}{}{{}{}}{{}}{}{{}}}{{}}}}{{}{}{}{}{}{{{}{}{{}}{}}}{}}{{}}{{}{}}{{}{{}{{}}}}{{{}{{{}}}}}{{{{{}}}}}{}{}{}{{{{}}}{}{}}{{}{{}}}}{}{{}}{}}}{}}{{}}{{}{}}{{}{{}{{}}}}{{{}{{{}}}}}{{{{{}}}}}{}{}{}{{{{}}}{}{}}{{}{{}}}}
এন্ডিফ 800 লাইনের আশেপাশে প্রদর্শিত হয়েছিল)
long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */
//This code sucks, you know it and I know it.
//Move on and call me an idiot later.
// If this comment is removed the program will blow up
\ (আমরা 2D অ্যারেতে কোন দিকে যাচ্ছি তা চিহ্নিত করে ব্যবহৃত হয়েছিল) সংকলকটির পরবর্তী পংক্তিটি এড়িয়ে যায়।